Saturday, January 1, 2011

PLAGERIZED FROM THE FILES OF KARTR THE PUT UPON

Blog number 458 ******** 01 January 2011

As this scene opens, Kartr is sitting in his favorite coffee house, drawing contentedly.

Kartr speaks.

"This bald headed dude who has been checking me out for nine (count 'em, 9) YEARS just sat by me. I moved, he moved. I moved again. He moved again.

He absolutely HAS to stare at me. Poor thing. He has no choice, being completely under the control of his sexual drive and I hate to torture a poor dumb animal, so I am out of here.

May Buddha have mercy on his soul, 'cause I sure don't."

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