Wednesday, January 27, 2010

IT'S SO TRUE!

Blog number 368 **** 27 January 2009

I was looking through a "philosophy" book at Barnes and Nobles today - the title was something about a hippo and Socrates getting into heaven or something like that. Anyway, it was peppered quite liberally with funny stuff - jokes, cartoons.

One of the cartoons showed, from the viewpoint of the back of a TV, three large zombies caught mesmerized in mid stride, staring at the television. Against the wall was a cowering man and woman. The caption read, "half way across the room, the zombies suddenly noticed that 'Friends' was on."

It's is a terrible time in one's life when you have to murder a loved one because they are the Devil. - Emo Phillips

In another book - "The Hero Of the Pacific," the author states about the Japanese at that time, "...were cunning little fellows but not very imaginative. For instance, having purchased an old surplus destroyer from the British in order to build a modern warship, they duplicated the thing precisely right down to the dent in its bow, occasioned by some forgotten collision with an inconvenient pier."

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