Thursday, March 19, 2009

HEADLINES

Blog number 290 **** 19 March 2009

"ECONOMY RESPONSIBLE FOR DROP IN SHARK ATTACKS" Sharks taking pity on humans?"

"CASA GRANDE HOSPITAL LAYS OFF EMPLOYEES DUE TO POOR ECONOMY." Poor people don't get sick as often?

2 comments:

Zipadee said...

Those are funny.

Could it be that less people go to the beach due to lack of funds?

People lose jobs and health benefits and don't go to the hospital. Less patients = less jobs.

Those are sad.

Don Reynolds said...

I thought of that "less people go to the beach" thing, but I figure a shark can only eat so much, so it doesn't really care whether there are a hundred people there to bite or just one.

Ony the sharks know for sure.

The hospital thing, that happened too soon after the fall of the economy to be a real reason. I think a better reason was that the hospital could save more money by paying less wages.

Only the "sharks" know for sure.