HEY BUDDY. GOT A DRINK?

Blog number eighty-six                                  12 April 2007

Was watching "Cops" yesterday.  They pulled a woman over for driving erratically. Cop peers in the passenger window, asks the driver if she'd been drinking.  She says, "No."

He tells her to get out of the car and come to the front of the cruiser.  Halfway there, he tells her to tie her shoes.  She bends over, ties them, then falls flat on her face.

He has her do a DUI test, walking heel to toe.  She staggers all over the place.  The cop hooks her up, tells her she almost ran into a "lot of people."  She says, "Normal people?"

"Yeah," the cop says, "they were normal people."

Later he says, "Looks like you threw up out the window.  Did you get any on the seat?"

"Oh, she says, "that was a coupla days ago."