Blog number 459 ******** 01 January 2011
Ok this one dude is talking to this girl and he seems to be trying very hard to sound cute. I've got my suspicions. Straight men don't strive to be cute. Tough, yes. Macho, yes. Insensitive narcissistic selfish louts, yes. But cute? No.
Plus he's doing lots of gesticulations. And he's doing all the talking and I mean all the talking. He keeps interrupting the Sheila he's with but thankfully for her, she's enraptured. She's so happy she could dance to bagpipe music. This guy is talking about relationships and family, and could it get any better? I think not.
Now he's talking in a squeaky voice and talking about his mother's mother and his great aunt and various members of his family tree. Chicks just love family trees 'n' stuff.
Now he's talking about how crazy he and his friends are and how they were embarrassing his mom at Walmart with his antics and she was saying "We don't know him." OK, the gesticulations are increasing as he's not getting MY attention and his stories are getting just so darned hysterical.
Buddha! What a wild and crazy guy this is. I'm outta here.
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