GOD PROBABLY JUST GOT FED UP

Blog number 317 **** 17 July 2009

I got an E-mail today from one Mrs. Susan Shabangu, Minister of Mining, South Africa, regarding "Urgent transfer assistance." She says, "after due deliberation with my children," (why she had to talk it over with her children, I can't imagine.) she decided to contact me for my assistance in standing as a beneficiary to the sum of US$30.5M (Thirty Million five hundred thousand United States Dollars.) How sweet. She then goes on to say that only I can view her profile at (and here she gives me a website address.) I thought it big of her to give me an exclusive look into her profile.

She's very secretive, you know.

I felt honored.

Evidently her husband stole this money from his government and she will give me 20% of it if I help her to continue keeping this money in its original stolen state. She goes into much detail, including a promised visit by her son to set things up, then she gives best wishes to me and my family.

How nice.

My first thought upon perusing this missile was that anyone who fell for this scheme would do so only because they wanted to help steal the money and therefore monies scammed from them would be fair dickum. Then I thought about all the hundreds of people that did fall for it. Some of them showing up on Judge Judy and Brown. Dishonest people, wouldn't you say?

This led me to thoughts of the rampant criminality of most humans - many of our elected leaders, the CEOs, managers and salesmen of corporations, common street thieves, selfish graffiti artists, hit and runners, and all the myriad scumbags inhabiting the earth and it struck me that at one time God probably just got sick and tired of all those lowlifes and that's why He drowned them. Except for Noah, et al.

I can see His point.

A person can only take so much.

Too bad about the saintly and the innocent, but you gotta expect some collateral damage when you engage in a punishment campaign. Dunno why He picked Noah and his family to save. Must have been some other good folks around there somewheres. Maybe Noah was the only one that knew how to build a big boat.

I can't believe Noah and his family were the only good people alive.

I could be wrong.

But I don't think so.