Wednesday, November 5, 2008

SOMETIMES THINGS GET A LITTLE SILLY

Blog number 244 **** 05 November 2008

SCENE: A dark and winding road. an automobile's headlights illuminate several deer standing in and around the roadway.

Suddenly squealing breaks are heard and we see a pair of still lighted headlights wrapped halfway around a tree. Steam rises from a smashed radiator.

We hear a female voice-over: THIS IS ON STAR. I'VE RECEIVED A SIGNAL THAT YOU'VE BEEN IN A CRASH.

The face of the automobile's driver changes from a look of confusion to one of relief.

He speaks: THANK GOD! I WONDERED WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS!