LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND SAY THAT.

The past does not exist, neither does the future.  What does exist - the present, can never be perceived, for as soon as it is noticed, it is gone.

So the only time we know are the ones that don't exist.  The only time that does exist, eludes us.

We have no control over our past, nor over our future.  Yet we are where we are right now because of our past and our future.  We are controlled then, by things that don't exist and placed in a constantly disappearing world, temporally speaking.

Solid objects are not solid at all, but actually empty space.  If an object that has no solidity appears solid, isn't that the definition of an illusion?

We don't hear with our ears or see with our eyes, although it appears that we do.  Is that also an illusion?

I am not my name.  Is that an illusion then, that I am?

Something funny going on, man.